painfog:

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

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nnyas:

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I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

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unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

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purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

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Why is this so funny

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homosexyality:

do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not

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lesbiskammerat:
“me reading any text with more than 1 sentence
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macfoundhispride:

trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days

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mcish:
“eggsquad:
“ Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
”
can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
”mcish:
“eggsquad:
“ Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
”
can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
”mcish:
“eggsquad:
“ Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
”
can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
”